It's 2019/APR/1!

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 04/01/2019 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

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Which means it’s been 20 years since Nunavut became the newest territory of Canada. Happy 20th birthday Nunavut!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:47

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How much of Northern Canada is livable? ............... Nunavut

vicali > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/01/2019 at 16:50

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B early heard that one before..

Ash78, voting early and often > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:50

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I consider myself a 90th-percentile geography person (which is 99.9% among US Americans) and I honestly believed Nunavut was just a latter-day First Nation renaming of NW Territories. That’s a heckuva random carvout there. I bet the people on Victoria island are both still confused.

ALL MY MAPS ARE WRONG!

For Sweden > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:51

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And lazy Canadian puns have never been the same

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > vicali 04/01/2019 at 16:51

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When it comes to jokes, you’re having nunavut?

dogisbadob > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:52

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Let’s celebrate with an Eskimo Pie!!!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Ash78, voting early and often 04/01/2019 at 16:55

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Don’t all Americans get taught this map at school?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:56

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TBH I have never heard of Nunavut, and I live 60 god damn miles from the Canukastan border.

ttyymmnn > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/01/2019 at 16:58

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It’s even simpler than that.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 16:59

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A friend just got back from Alert on military  training. He said it was really fucking cold.

Ash78, voting early and often > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/01/2019 at 16:59

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The Mercator projection was causing too many people to worry about Greenland, so we just switched to a US map. We have enough infighting for an entire globe.

vicali > Ash78, voting early and often 04/01/2019 at 17:09

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It’s almost the size of BC!

https://thetruesize.com

not for canada - australian in disguise > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/01/2019 at 17:10

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not for canada - australian in disguise > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/01/2019 at 17:11

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I bet he was very Alert due to the low temperatures

LongbowMkII > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/01/2019 at 17:15

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Global warming will fix that right up

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 17:19

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Nunavut: Canada’s best April Fool’s Joke.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 17:21

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https://www.netflix.com/title/80127994

http://polarsea360.arte.tv/

CB > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 17:48

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I've got a buddy who works up in Iqaluit. He loves it.

HammerheadFistpunch > not for canada - australian in disguise 04/01/2019 at 18:21

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Hey hey...hey....how much of that land did Canada have before April first 1999?

huh?

Notverymuchofit

wait. DAMMIT!

vicali > dogisbadob 04/01/2019 at 19:27

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... Also, Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/01/2019 at 21:48

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I think that's about all they have there - cold. It's like Canada's fridge.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BaconSandwich is tasty. 04/01/2019 at 21:50

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Hey, it gets to low double digits for very short time in the summer.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/01/2019 at 23:06

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Living in Southern Alberta has me spoiled.  The weather down here is pretty mild, for the most part.

I’m sure with every degree above zero, the air becomes that percentage of mosquitoes.  10 degrees above?  Air becomes 10% mosquitoes.  13 degrees?  13% mosquitoes.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BaconSandwich is tasty. 04/02/2019 at 01:14

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It all fun until cold air mass comes down the mountains, into a freak weather.